We all seem to have lost our souls To mobile gadgets and handsets galore No network results in grave depression Call coming through Bring forth a wave of exhilaration Depleting charge will throw one In serious despair, which only A plug point can repair No calls? No SMSes? Result in deep despair A blip? A ring? Yippeee! Yippeee! Yeaahh!! Got an SMS the other day Alleging there's another way To talk, to communicate. Rubbish!!! I say. (received by SMS from...)